life as dakota

March 2011

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Trying to still look good while crying

Expectations:

Reality:

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February 2011

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Wanna hear a joke about my dick?

prettybelieberswag:

Never mind.  It’s too long!

Wanna hear a joke about my vagina?

Nevermind, you’ll never get it.

 Wanna hear a joke about pizza?

Nevermind, it’s cheesy.

 Hey, did I ever tell you the joke about the butter?

…oh. I’d butter not then…

you might…

SPREAD IT LOLOLOL

 

OH MY GOD

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Message me a letter and I’ll tell you my favorite thing that starts with that letter.

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Message me a letter and I’ll tell you my favorite thing that starts with that letter.

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Sitting in the cinema...

ready to watch the movie..

and when it’s about to start…

BOOOM, human giraffe sits right in front of you…

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Play

4:01

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